she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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