So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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