Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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