this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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