Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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