So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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