Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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