thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
