I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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