her vagina looked like bernie madoff
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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