4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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