i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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