there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
