Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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