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:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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