do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I know her cup size but not her name....
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