I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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