Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
as a side note pls kill me
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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