we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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