Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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