am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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