i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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