dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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