Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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