so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
please come you make the beer taste better
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
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