Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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