she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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