woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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