His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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