just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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