gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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