I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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