that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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