he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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