I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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