it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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