Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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