I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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