you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Come share oat with me in your robe
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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