i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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