i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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