Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
