I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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