if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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