You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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