Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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