just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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