Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
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