Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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