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garbage dick
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you win
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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