Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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