Non-Jews are for practice
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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