There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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