I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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