Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
In America we eat man semen.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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