the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
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